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02/05/2012
I could have 3 or 4 of them orbiting my property at any given time. Too bad they can't be armed with grenades
Obviously we need to lower taxes on the top 1% even more so that the bottom 20% will have more jobs, and then they can afford to pay those taxes! Fixed!
Note to authorities: Don't piss off the weird looking guy who writes your software, mmkay?
Anti-piracy measures will be taken to inconvenience paying customers, actual pirates will not notice
Those who live by the patent trolling lawsuit shall perish by the patent trolling lawsuit
I like how he said this right after saying it was good that politicians give themselves pay raises. Jackass
02/04/2012
"My old burrito princess had a tepee! We all leave skidders!" That makes no sense, Rick
Some people think that CEOs take a $1 salary due to altruism and not the lower their tax rate on capital gains and dividends
We could do what Salt Lake City used to do with homeless people and buy them bus tickets to Las Vegas
Oh no! This will completely discourage people from wanting to make a million dollars a year
President Roseanne, might oddly enough, be the best thing that could happen to America
Prices are not based on what something costs, but on what someone is willing pay. This is our fault
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