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05/20/2012
Want to be removed from a terror watch list? Good luck with that, since you're not allowed to know if you're even on one
I'm pretty sure Romney is a shape shifter. Never turn your back on a political shape shifter
"If they are here for extraction of a specific resource, they might just want to eliminate any resistance that might block them from their objective." Someone should make a movie about this!
House Republicans push for a permanent, unwinnable war. The same war they recently called a failure
Or we could take the money from JP Morgan. They'll just lose it doing suicidal risk taking anyway
It's all about increasing the number of confrontations. More confrontations equals more $28-per-day inmates
05/19/2012
I'm glad we're still finding ways to bring up Jeremiah Wright. I was worried I wouldn't get to hear about that a thousand more times. And the Chicago Cubs can suck it
Naked Short Selling? Sounds kinky to me. "Too big to fail" also means "too big to be held accountable"
I guess they won't treasure their good ol' American freedoms if a gay person helps preserve them. Dipshits
Call me when the physicists come up with a working warp drive or matter transporter
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone said "this will destroy Christianity and the Christian right"
Texas got some rain this year, proving that science is stupid and God is awesome
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